The First Draft of "Couch Potato Returns" is Done

Way back in the nineties, I came up with an idea for a superhero parody called The Adventures of Couch Potato. Centered around an overweight and lazy superhero, I decided on three stories for the initial book, but came up with dozens more. I finished the first book, and it ended with (to me) an easy transition into another story. The original book ended with Couch Potato ticking off the most powerful superhero in the world. How would his rival get revenge? So I started writing the sequel, Couch Potato Returns. At the same time, I started shopping around the first book.

New Release: "The Adventures of Couch Potato"

It's finally here! I'm proud to announce my latest novel, The Adventures of Couch Potato, is now available for download. Here's the summary:

Carl Potter was just a fat, bald, lazy guy until a freak accident transformed him into a fat, bald, lazy superhero named Couch Potato. Now he's forced to get off his beloved chair to fight an invasion of alien furniture, a ruthless cult of Elvis impersonators, and an army of groundhogs trying to plunge our world into an eternal six months of winter. Couch Potato: he'll save the world, if there's nothing good on TV.

The book includes three full-length adventures including Couch Potato's origin. I can pretty much guarantee you've never seen a superhero like him. You can download it now on Amazon (US and UK).

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Oh, and as a bonus, my satirical booklet Hunting Elvis Presley For Fun and Profit is now available for free at Smashwords.

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Cover Reveal: "The Adventures of Couch Potato"

I'm excited to finally reveal the cover for my next novel, The Adventures of Couch Potato! Here's a brief summary:

Carl Potter was a fat, bald, lazy guy until a freak accident transformed him into a fat, bald, lazy superhero named Couch Potato. Now he's forced to get off his beloved chair to fight an invasion of alien furniture, a ruthless cult of Elvis impersonators, and an army of groundhogs trying to plunge our world into an eternal six months of winter. Couch Potato: he'll save the world, if there's nothing good on TV.

The full novel will be unleashed on July 1, 2014! Thanks to PT Dilloway and David Walston for helping to host this cover reveal! Check it out!

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"The Adventures Of Couch Potato": Coming July 1, 2014

Something BIG is coming on July 1, 2014. It's my new comedy novel called The Adventures of Couch Potato, and it's about the most unlikely superhero you've ever seen. He's fat, he's bald, and he's coming to save the world. Stay tuned for more information, including a cover reveal on June 15, 2014.

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