Friday, May 31, 2013

100-Word Scifi: "Apex Predator"

Every week, I write a 100-word story based on a random word. This week's word is "prey."

Apex Predator
by Nigel G. Mitchell

Herbert Owens looked around the professor's small office. "I have a question about your lecture. You said that man has no natural predator."

Professor Amanda Pierce leaned over her desk while raising her eyebrows. "That's right. What's your question?"

"What if you're wrong? What if Mankind did have a predator, but just didn't know it?"

Pierce smirked. "I think we would know it."

Herbert closed the office blinds. "Not if they were smart. Smarter than you."

Herbert's jaw opened wider, exposing multiple rows of fangs. Claws extended from his fingertips. Pierce screamed as he lunged across the table at her.

Image Source: copyright-free-photos.org.uk

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Thursday, May 30, 2013

5 Classic 'Star Trek' Episodes If They Were Novels

A while back, I posted about how The Trek BBS created a series of covers for classic sci-fi novels as if they were Star Trek novels from the seventies and eighties. Well, the same group of artists gave the fake cover treatment to classic Star Trek episodes as well. Click below to enlarge:


Wednesday, May 29, 2013

6 HTML Tags to Make Great Amazon Book Descriptions

If you've cruised through Amazon's book descriptions, you may have noticed some that are more complex than others. While some descriptions are very basic with black text, others have text in bold, italics, and even orange text. It turns out that you can use HTML code in book blurbs. In case you're not familiar with it, here's some HTML code authors can use to make their descriptions stand out.

 Bold: <b>Your Text Here</b>

Italics: <i>Your Text Here</i>

Centered: <center>Your Text Here</center>

Largest: <h1>Your Text Here</h1>

Large and Orange: <h2>Your Text Here</h2>

Underlined: <u>Your Text Here</u>

There are a few more, but I think those are the most useful. Of course, you don't want to overuse it, because that would make it look silly.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

May 99-cent Sale: "Flying Saucers"


My May 99-Cent Sale ends this week with the new release, Flying Saucers. For the last week of May, I'll be lowering the price to 99-cents. On June 1, the book will go to its regular $2.99 price.

As always, you can help me out by spreading the word through social media. Just cut and paste the following during the specific dates.

Twitter
5/26/13 - 6/01/13
Plz RT #Scifi comedy FLYING SAUCERS by @nigelgmitchell for only #99cents, this week only http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D0H17OS

Facebook/Google+
5/26/13 - 6/01/13
Nigel G. Mitchell is having a sale! His scifi-comedy novella FLYING SAUCERS is only 99-cents from 5/26/13 - 6/01/13 at: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D0H17OS. Spread the word!

Saturday, May 25, 2013

10 Surprising Facts About "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Happy towel day! Every May 25 is Towel Day, the day fans celebrate the classic sci-fi comedy The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. In honor of the occasion, here are ten weird but true facts about the novel and the series it spawned.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

"His Master's Voice" by Stanislaw Lem [Review]

His Master's Voice by Stanislaw Lem
My Rating: 5 of 5 Stars

This is the story of Mankind's first contact with extraterrestrial life, but it's nothing like what you've seen before. I always felt that if the people who created the SETI Project to search for alien signals had read this book, they would have given up. That's because Stanislaw Lem's novel perfectly illustrates how impossible it would be for us to communicate with alien life. Think of it as the evil twin of Contact, written twenty years later.

Monday, May 20, 2013

3 Classic Scifi Novels If They Were 'Star Trek' Novels [Art]

Some users in The Trek BBS started a fantastic thread called The Library of Star Treks That Never Were. They created a collection of paperback book covers for classic science fiction novels as if they were published as Star Trek novels of the 1960s and 1970s. Here are some of the best:
What do you think of the book covers? What other classic novels could be Star Trek novels?

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

May 99-Cent Sale: 'Man Overboard and Other Stories'

My May 99-Cent Sale continues! Every week of May, I'll be lowering the price on one of my books to 99-cents, starting on Sunday. On the following Sunday, that book will return to its usual $2.99 price, and another book will go down. In addition, in case that's still not enough incentive, I'll be making the sample book free for the first two days. You can read the first part for free, and if you like it, it's only 99-cents for the full book.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

100-Word Scifi: "End of the World"

Every week, I write a 100-word story based on a random word. Well, I've slacked off for a couple weeks working on other projects, but I'm back. This week's word is "earth."

End of the World
by Nigel G. Mitchell

Edward Park burst into the office of his project lead, Anna Maynard. "We need to shut down the facility. Right now."

Maynard frowned. "Why?"

"The inversion resonance bomb. It works in reverse of a neutron bomb. Instead of destroying all living things, it'll destroy all non-living things all over the world."

The bomb exploded. Edward felt the ground evaporate beneath his feet. He felt himself falling, but never stopped. The world vanished all around him. He watched a slow descent of trees, cats, dogs, people screaming in an airless void, a sphere of life floating in the blackness of space.

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Want to get my books for 99-cents? Check out the details of my May 99-Cent Sale.

Thursday, May 16, 2013

"The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein [Review]

The Moon is a Harsh MistressThe Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This book is a classic, so it's hard to review, because the scifi industry at large has declared it a great book. Personally, I thought it was good, but not without flaws.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

How Trad Authors Are House Slaves, Indie Authors Are Gladiators [Opinion]

In 2011, successful author Michael Stackpole wrote a blog post called "House Slaves vs. Spartacus." He basically compared traditionally-published authors who denigrate self-publishing to "house slaves," and self-published authors to gladiators.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Upcoming Release: Flying Saucers

As I said at the beginning of the month, I'll be ending my May 99-cent sale with a new release. As promised, here are the details. On May 26, I'll be releasing a comedy/scifi novella called Flying Saucers. It's a satire and tribute to alien invasion B-movies, and science fiction tropes. Here's the description:
Jeffrey Foster has spent his entire life in the tiny town of Dead Meat, Illinois. He's always thought small, been afraid to take chances. His life's ambition is to get promoted to assistant manager at the convenience store where he works. All that is about to change when Mortog Flethrax comes to Earth.
Every intergalactic warlord had to start somewhere, and that's where Mortog Flethrax is. He's a recent graduate of the Nhakon University of Destruction and Mayhem, and eager to make his mark in the Xenon Empire that rules the Galaxy. Mortog's first assignment is an insignificant little planet so pathetic that even its inhabitants call it dirt: Earth. With his devoted robot soldiers and textbook from class, Mortog plans to rule the world in less than twenty-four hours. He's starting with the town of Dead Meat.
Fortunately, it turns out that Jeffrey's best friend Dirk is a highly trained intergalactic freedom fighter. Together with Dirk's family, Jeffrey will be forced to rise up and save the world.
Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Douglas Adams, and Terry Pratchett will appreciate Flying Saucers.
In keeping with the sale, for the first week, Flying Saucers will be only 99-cents. I'll have more details coming soon.

Sunday, May 12, 2013

May 99-Cent Sale: TOONS

My May 99-Cent Sale continues! Every week of May, I'll be lowering the price on one of my books to 99-cents, starting on Sunday. On the following Sunday, that book will return to its usual $2.99 price, and another book will go down. In addition, in case that's still not enough incentive, I'll be making the sample book free for the first two days. You can read the first part for free, and if you like it, it's only 99-cents for the full book.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

10 Useful Articles and Information for Writers [List]

 Here are some interesting articles I've found while wandering the web that other authors might find useful

The Author With the Biggest Mailing List Wins via David Gaughran - Excellent article on why every author needs a mailing list, and how to use it

9 ways Big Publishing is like Big Pharma via Huffington Post - How the traditional publishing industry exploits its product

Female Science Fiction Author Reading List via Scififanletter - Comprehensive list of female scifi writers

9 Marketing Tips From A Writer Who Hates Marketing! via Jamie Sheffield - An interesting strategy of easy ways to market

Ten ways self-publishing has changed the books via The Guardian - How independent publishers have changed the publishing industry

Neal Stephenson Talks About Video Games, The Metaverse, And His New Book, REAMDE via Forbes - Fascinating interview with an author on the forefront of the writing revolution

Stephen King fan publishes Shining's Jack Torrance's novel via Guardian - "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy..."

Kindle Books: Does Low Price Mean Low Quality? via Reno Charlton - How pricing your book too low can be worse than pricing it too high.

Kindle Pricing Strategies: How to Price Your eBook for Maximum Success via The Future of Ink - Speaking of which, ways to price your book to boost sales.

Why social media isn't the magic bullet for self-epublished authors via the Guardian - Why Twitter and Facebook won't turn you into a bestseller

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My Hitchhiker's Guide Novel, "Really Wild Things"

My original Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy novel, Really Wild Things. is something I'm very proud of, the culmination of my lifelong devotion to the Guide series. It's been available since 2007 at fanfiction.net, where it's gotten great reviews, but I decided to release it in a more distributed and readable format. Here's what some readers have said about it:

"A very good and froody article of fan fiction. The only complaint I have is that it had to end so soon."
-Somebody Nobody and Evrybody 
"This story is great! I was going to do something on the order of 'what happened if fenchurch *didn't* disappear after all' also! I can't imagine why Douglas Adams thought that she would get in the way of the story. This and "The Lost Chapters of the Hitchhiker's Guide are set in an alternate universe where the sad events of Mostly Harmless never take place! Thanks so much for writing this happy alternative!"
- cool-n-froody 
"I read this in one sitting. I loved this tale. Of all the stories I found in the H2G2 section of, Really Wild Things was the only one which resembled an actual Hitchhiker's book. You've really done your research."
- Katrover Swatroad 11/10/08 
"Thoroughly hoopy and quite froodish. You really managed to capture Adams' style and there really isn't a better compliment than that."
- memnarch 6/20/08
"This story is awesome beyond words, for your words are far beyond awesome. A creative and intriguing plot paired with the many beloved characters and slightly sprinkled with the quirks and conundrums that made me read Hitchhiker's Guide several times over. It's like the sixth book in the trilogy! :) Great read!"
- Kryptonfox 1/3/08
"This is, without a doubt, the greatest HHGttG fic I have ever read. My hat is off to you and I lay my towel at your feet."
-  Doctor Madwoman 12/15/07
"Wow. Just... wow. Were you Douglas Adams in a previous life? Are you Douglas Adams now? Is Douglas Adams your pseudonym? I'll stop asking questions, since I could go on quite a while, but you get the idea. This fic was absolutely incredible; it is so like his writing style that it's spooky (even the bits that aren't taken from the books ;) ) I loved your description of the dentists and Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and the fact that it had 42 chapters, and all of the little jokes about paperclips and things. Magic."
- Jamesite 12/9/07
"Awesome. That's about all. Best of all was this lack of being able to shake off the feeling that I was reading Hitchhiker Canon. Trust me, you've got a talent."
- 1angelette
The best part is that it's absolutely free. Really Wild Things is in EPUB format (also on Dropbox and Mediafire), MOBI format, and PDF format, as well as Wattpad. Stay tuned, enjoy, and don't panic.

(UPDATE: Please note, I know the formatting is screwed up in the MOBI version. I'm sorry. I honestly don't know how to fix it. So until I fix it, if it's too distracting, you can try the PDF, or Wattpad.)

Monday, May 6, 2013

3 Myths Writers Believe About the Slush Pile (And Why They're Wrong) [Opinion]

There was a discussion on the self-publishing forum of KBoards about an article criticising the slush pile process. (In case you don't know, the "slush pile" is where magazines and book publishers put unsolicited manuscripts they receive.) The article "The New Yorker Rejects Itself: A Quasi-Scientific Analysis of Slush Piles" is about an author who took a story previously published in The New Yorker, changed the title and author's name, and submitted it to several magazines. All the magazines rejected the story, including The New Yorker itself.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

May 99-Cent Sale: "Dead Links" [Promotion]

My May 99-Cent Sale has begun! Every week of May, I'll be lowering the price on one of my books to 99-cents, starting on Sunday. On the following Sunday, that book will return to its usual $2.99 price, and another book will go down. In addition, in case that's still not enough incentive, I'll be making the sample book free for the first two days. You can read the first part for free, and if you like it, it's only 99-cents for the full book.

Today's sale will be for my techno-thriller, Dead Links. It's only 99-cents, down from $2.99. If you still aren't convinced, you can download the first six chapters for free today and tomorrow.

Even if you're not planning to read them, you can still help me out. I would really appreciate it if you spread the word through social media. I've even written the copy for you: just cut and paste the following during the specific dates.

Twitter
5/5/13 - 5/11/13
Get the highly-rated thriller "Dead Links" by @nigelgmitchell for only #99cent, this week only http://ow.ly/kzqEe #indiepub Plz RT

Facebook/Google+
5/5/13 - 5/11/13
Nigel G. Mitchell is having a 99-cent sale! His techno-thriller novel "Dead Links" is only 99-cents from 5/5/13 - 5/11/13 at http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009VPRCI8 You can download the first six chapters free from 5/5/13-5/6/13. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BNQ3CXC. Spread the word!

Next Sunday, I'll be dropping the price on TOONS: Book 1. Stay tooned...I mean, tuned.

Friday, May 3, 2013

100-Word Scifi: "Teleprompter" [Short Story]

Every Friday, I write a 100-word story based on a random word. This week's word is "news."

Teleprompter
by Nigel G. Mitchell

Trent Lockman looked at the TV camera. "And this just in, the president of the United States has suffered a fatal heart attack. More after this."

At the commercial break, the director ran up to Trent. "Are you insane?"

Trent frowned. "What's wrong?"

"Why are you announcing the death of the President?"

"I just read it off the teleprompter."

"Well, it's wrong." The director groaned. "We need to--"

The PA ran over with some pages. "This just came in. The president's had a heart attack. He's been pronounced dead."

Trent and the director looked at each other, and then the teleprompter.

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Want to get my books for 99-cents? Check out the details of my May 99-Cent Sale.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

10 Famous Quotes About Editing #IWSG

This is my entry for the Insecure Writer's Support Group...


These days, I'm doing more editing than writing. I hate editing. Looking at all the flaws in my work makes me insecure and frustrated. Maybe you feel this way, too. So here are some quotes from famous authors about editing to get you through it, courtesy of Goodreads.

1. "I'm writing a first draft and reminding myself that I'm simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles."  - Shannon Hale

2. "I edit my own stories to death. They eventually run and hide from me."  - Jeanne Voelker

3. "It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is before it’s to be done, and while you’re doing it. This is the difference between writing and editing." - Jarod Kintz

4. "Editing fiction is like using your fingers to untangle the hair of someone you love." - Stephanie Roberts

5. "Apparently, my hopes, dreams and aspirations were no match against my poor spelling, punctuation and grammar." - Red Red Rover

6. "I have rewritten — often several times — every word I have ever published. My pencils outlast their erasers."  - Vladimir Nabokov, Speak, Memory

7. "Editing is like pruning the rose bush you thought was so perfect and beautiful until it overgrew the garden." - Larry Enright

8. "When you write a book, you spend day after day scanning and identifying the trees. When you’re done, you have to step back and look at the forest." ― Stephen King

9. "Writing without revising is the literary equivalent of waltzing gaily out of the house in your underwear." - Patricia Fuller

10. "Edit your manuscript until your fingers bleed and you have memorized every last word. Then, when you are certain you are on the verge of insanity...edit one more time!" - C.K. Webb

Did any of these help you with editing? What other quotes do you know about editing? How is the editing process for you?

And be sure to check out the other members of the Insecure Writers Group!
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